Oh how you have failed me. I saved up and purchased you brand new, and little did I know you would sit in the corner and refuse to do your job--you stink! I clean you, I bleach you, I empty you regularly, oh how much work you are. To think that I thought you would make things easier. Diapers get stuck in your flip top system and you fill up in a matter of days. When I empty you to bring your waste to the trash you fill the house with your rancid odor. For hours. Oh how gross you are. Even when you're empty I can't walk by you without having to hold my breath. I wish I would've saved up more money and purchased your rival. I'm confident she would do her job and keep the baby's room smelling fresh. I would have even been willing to buy special bags to have her if I knew you would fail me so miserably. So, for now you'll be in the garage-- until we find you a new home.
We're over!
The Antonellos
1 comment:
LOL Angel!!! I never did end up purchasing the diaper champ or the rival ;) I had heard such mixed opinions on them (and their stink) that I didn't know what to do. Well...we are rarely changing diapers in Connor's room right now anyway, so I guess I didn't miss out on a good gadget. Love the post :)
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